Thursday, March 25, 2004

What can turn a college-educated worldly woman into a total nutcase over a gas-bubble...

pregnancy thats what! I have never been more obsessed with the goings on of my innards in my life. I can't not react everytime i have the urge to go #2 or "pass some air" I am positive it is my baby in distress...



Also I guess my boobs are finally growing, they are all itchy and painful and crap, yeah this is good times. I think today I am going to go get a pedicure because i wore sandals to work today and my feet look rough. I have to get them while I can now anyway because like once you are past a certain point you aren't supposed to get them anymore, because there are certain points in your feet that can induce labor! YIKES.
I am still contemplating though because at ProNails they rub lotion all over your legs and stuff and I am a little stubbly, I feel bad making anyone rub my legs when they are in that condition...

3 comments:

  1. Can you say "way too much information"? That should be the title of this post. Ok - so this labor inducing points in your feet is very intriguing to me. So you're telling me you could be walking along, step on a pebble wrong - and there go the water works?

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  2. you know Ryan I never thought of it like that, but I guess you could be right about the pebble! I'll look more into that. and I guess that when you have had all kinds of people (drs and nurses and what not) scoping you out all over, the caring just goes right out the window...but I will try to keep it tame for all you wussy's out there :-)

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  3. So....... I have to get pregnant to sh**??? Well, that explains the last 25 years...

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