Monday, October 11, 2004

I gave birth to a can of Crisco

TOday was Conner's 2 month drs appt. and when the dr was reviewing his weight, height and head circumfrance, she quickly pointed out that he was short-hello look at Adam and I-no future basketball centers here. She then looked at his weight and gasped and said oh well he is just gaining like crazy. (he was only 10lbs 14 oz) I was like "umm yeah he gets that from me" (beetoch)
Then she started talking about how big his head was and how we would have to watch that, I jumped in with "Oh don't worry his dad's head is big" she looked at me like I was crazy and just let out a low mmmmmmmhmmmmm.

So I have a short, fat, big-headed baby. great a crisco can with a bobble-head.

Oh well I think he is the cutest thing EVER. You disagree and I will cut you.
conner nakie.bmp


  1. HAHA!!! That is the most hilarious thing I have heard...Crisco can baby!
    Of course not, he is the cutest!

  2. What kind of doc says "let's watch the head size" she is just jealous because Conner is going to be a genius with a huge brain. Yep. That's it. And he is adorable!

  3. seriously, what the hell are we watching for? hey I KNOW hehas a big head I was the one with the stitches lady. drs suck

  4. Heeeeeeeeeead. He's got his own solar system