Friday, October 14, 2005

Driving Refresher Course

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It has come to my attention that a majority of the drivers out there do NOT know what the above sign means, so as a gesture of public service, allow me to help.

IT MEANS YIELD FUCKERS, THE OTHER CAR HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY, WHETHER YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN(READ: NOT SPEED UP AND RIDE SIDE BY SIDE WITH THEM DETERMINED TO BE THE WINNER) AND ALLOW THE OTHER CAR TO MERGE, OR STOP, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!You are NOT exempt based on the size, cost, color of your car, or the area in which you live (yeah I mean you, you Anchorage living bastards).

I have been cut off so many damn times, I can always see it coming.

First there is the recognition of the other car, you can see it in their eyes, They. Will. Win.
Then there is the acknowledgement but disregard for the Invertred red triangle sign.
Next is the getting down to business pose, both hands on the wheel, foot slammed on the gas pedle and evil sideways glance.

JUST FUCKING YIELD!

2 comments:

  1. Good lord, I know what you mean!!! And the other traffic rule that I completely get pissed off from people not observing is the LEFT LANE MOVES FAST rule! Ugh. I hate when people just sit in the left lane to be the "parent" of the road and teach me a lesson of not driving fast. Fuck off my left lane!!! (I don't really know what that was supposed to mean.)

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  2. Good lord, I know what you mean!!! And the other traffic rule that I completely get pissed off from people not observing is the LEFT LANE MOVES FAST rule! Ugh. I hate when people just sit in the left lane to be the "parent" of the road and teach me a lesson of not driving fast. Fuck off my left lane!!! (I don't really know what that was supposed to mean.)

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