Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Encompassing the Christmas Spirit

All that I can think about today is getting to a store and buying some more Christmas decorations, and dominating the neigborhood when it comes to being the master decorator for this time of year, oh yes CHARLIE* IS GOING DOWN!

See, the ESNA hosts a Best Decorated House contest, and the winner gets $100 from the NAB, but most importantly, they get the bragging rights of having the house that sums up Christmas, that gives you that warm feeling inside when you see it, the house that kicks ass and takes names-er I mean, the house that reminds you what Christmas is about...

Let me clue you in on where some crucial mistakes have been made in this decorating game so far. See we were premautre decorators. The contest is tomorrow night, and we started putting stuff up on Saturday. Well this gave ole Charlie* across the street time to see what we were doing and he put up his decorations, when we pushed it a little more and added more lites, he pushed back and added lites. The neighborhood foolishly thinks we are done-but wait! Oh no, it was all a trick my friends! We just wanted to make the neighborhood think that we were done, when in reality-haha this is where it gets good- we are just waiting in the sidelines to pounce. POUNCE I tell you. It will look like a freaking nuclear reactor is going off at our house, think National Lampoon's Christmas but with class, style, pizazz even!!!!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Best Decorated House Award YOU WILL BE MINE, Oh YES YOU WILL BE MINE....



*Charlie knows this is all in good fun, his house always looks great and I am only slightly jealous of his awesome decor!

3 comments:

  1. Dear God, PLEASE take pictures!! I am imagining you sitting in front of your computer like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons saying "Ehhhhxcellent!"

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  2. I am now contemplating paying some carrolers to stand on my front porch, or even getting one of the dads to dress as Santa and hang out on our roof.
    (there is an extra big tip of they get halfway in the chimney!)

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  3. Good Luck! And may the force be with you...still lovin those yoda ears from a previous post.

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