Thursday, December 22, 2005

I don't think I told you guys...

See, I have this little bitty crush on John Mellencamp.

I know I know, he is the same age as my dad (almost exactly) but wow. He is so freaking hot. (john not my dad you pervs). I have his greatest hits double disc in my car, and have been listening to it non-stop over the last few days. I even had a dream the other night that we were getting married and he was standing up at the head of the isle smoking a cigarette. One of Adam's uncles was there, and the inside of the church was all decorated with Christmas lights, and there was a kiddie pool over to the side. *that is so embarassing*

I dig what he is about, his political values and ideas, his looks, his voice, the fact that he is a hoosier. EVERYTHING.

I want to touch his naughty parts...


  1. Oh my...touching John Mellencamp's naughty bits...that sounds fun doesn't it? I totally agree with you. Mellencamp is one guy who never let his fame get to him. He never changed who he was, just a farm kid from Indiana. That is very refreshing in this day of bling, flash, and commercialism. It is important to stay true to yourself.
    Hope you and your family have a great holiday!

  2. You made me blush! :)
    Happy Christmas to you and yours!

  3. Oh, btw... did I ever tell you that we drove the boat past John's little house on Lake Montgomery in Indiana? You'd love it there.