See the thing is, I feel that all I've really got going for me are a cute kid and nice hair. When your fat, people don't really compliment you on your clothes or tell you you're pretty, the hair is always a safe bet though. I need my hair to look nice and stand-out a bit. I need people to remember me for something other then being Alicia's fat sister, or Conner's mom.
Another problem, Adam likes the long hair. I know he may not believe me, but listen to me honey, I do feel a twinge of guilt every time I get it cut, I swear, but long hair on me, does nothing for the chub.
It's shorter then it was and also has more blonde. I told Marla, my perpetually late but the amazing job she did on my hair for the wedding saved her ass, hairstylest it reminds me of how a "mod Barbie" would look. I'm getting my go-go boots now.
(see I do know how to smile!)
*get it blonde=lighter heh hee heh.