Friday, April 7, 2006


The other day, I was outside taking pictures of the neighborhood, when this assbag in an ugly van drove past and threw a beer bottle on the sidewalk. It shattered into a million pieces and all I could think was Conner getting cut.

So being the act before thinking moron that I am, I took off down the sidewalk with my camera to get a picture of the van. There was a train that was stopping him from going much further. As I was running and trying to get a picture of his license plate to turn into police, (seriously, I know i have said this before, but when it comes to my property, my family or just being a douche overall, I started thinking, Courtney this guy is obviously braindead enough to toss a beer bottle onto a sidewalk in a residential area, he could be crazy enough to get out of this stopped van and beat the living shit out of you, AND take your new camera (the horror).

So, I turned my wheezing pregnant butt around and walked back home, all the while hoping and praying that none of my neighbors or aquaintances saw me running down the sidewalk like a freak.

This is the best shot I could get. Be warned asshat in the ugly, dented van, I'm watching for you!
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  1. Sounds like you need to go ahead and invest in that zoom lens for your new camera!
    Be safe!!

  2. HA! That is hilarious!!
    It would piss me off too, just for the simple reason of littering. When I was in high school I was sitting behind a car at a stop light and this person opened his door and dumped out a McDonald's bag and cup and shut his door again. I wanted so badly to walk up to his car and throw it back in, but I also realized that those that litter are usually the low-life type to do something crazy. (Too bad I didn't have a camera.)