Friday, April 7, 2006

Dumbass

The other day, I was outside taking pictures of the neighborhood, when this assbag in an ugly van drove past and threw a beer bottle on the sidewalk. It shattered into a million pieces and all I could think was Conner getting cut.

So being the act before thinking moron that I am, I took off down the sidewalk with my camera to get a picture of the van. There was a train that was stopping him from going much further. As I was running and trying to get a picture of his license plate to turn into police, (seriously, I know i have said this before, but when it comes to my property, my family or just being a douche overall, do.not.fuck.with.me) I started thinking, Courtney this guy is obviously braindead enough to toss a beer bottle onto a sidewalk in a residential area, he could be crazy enough to get out of this stopped van and beat the living shit out of you, AND take your new camera (the horror).

So, I turned my wheezing pregnant butt around and walked back home, all the while hoping and praying that none of my neighbors or aquaintances saw me running down the sidewalk like a freak.

This is the best shot I could get. Be warned asshat in the ugly, dented van, I'm watching for you!
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2 comments:

  1. Sounds like you need to go ahead and invest in that zoom lens for your new camera!
    Be safe!!

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  2. HA! That is hilarious!!
    It would piss me off too, just for the simple reason of littering. When I was in high school I was sitting behind a car at a stop light and this person opened his door and dumped out a McDonald's bag and cup and shut his door again. I wanted so badly to walk up to his car and throw it back in, but I also realized that those that litter are usually the low-life type to do something crazy. (Too bad I didn't have a camera.)

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